Clean Mind:
Q: whose mind is cleaner? a man's mind or a woman's mind?
A: A woman's mind is cleaner because she changes it all the time!
Three-ring Circus:
They say that marriage ia a three-ring circus:
- engagement ring
- wedding ring
- suffering
Positions in the house:
Joe: In my house, my wife is the minister of home affairs.
Lu: That's nothing! my wife has been the speaker of the house for the past twenty years.
Mother's Hope:
A mother may hope that her daughter will get a better husband than she did, but she knows her son will never get as good a wife as his father did!
Seven Ages Of Marriage Cold:
1st year - The husband says"Oh sayang, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have. Come and let me keep you warm as I tuck you in bed".
2nd year-"'Listen, sweetie,I don't like the sound of the cough. I called Dr. Sataha and she's going to stop by and take a look at you. Why don't you just go to bed and get the rest you need?".
3rd year- "Maybe you better go lie down, darling.When you feel lousy you need to rest. Where is the canned soup?"
4th year- "No use working so hard. When you finish cooking and washing those dishes and seeing to the children's bath, get them to bed, and you ought to get to bed yourself while I watch the late show"
5th year- "Why don't you take some aspirins or some pain killers?"
6th year- You go and gargle or something or call your mother on the phone instead of barking like a dog."
7th year- For goodness' sake, STOP sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You'd better pick some tissues while you are at the supermarket."
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